A Swedish woman named Ylva-Maria Thompson has opened the world’s first sex college in Vienna, Austria.
Of course, the first question that pops in my mind is, what the hell took so long?
Now, maybe I should clarify. The newly opened International Sex School is certainly not the world’s first sex school, or even the world’s first sex academy. And God knows anyone who has ever made love to someone more than 5 years their senior has had what you might call a sex tutor. But the International Sex School probably is the world’s first sex college in which students live in “on campus.”
That’s right. When you enroll at the international Sex College in Vienna and fork over your $2200 tuition fee, you get to move into the school’s dormitory. Why? So you can do your sex homework with your classmates, obviously.
As Thompson explains, this is a “college of applied sexuality.” The core curriculum “is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover.”
So yes, if you go to the International Sex School, you will be having lots of sex with your fellow students. It's different from regular college because, here, this activity gets you course credit.
Still, when you think about that for a minute, it seems like this whole “school” concept may just be a creative way to get around prostitution laws. “No officer, this isn’t a brothel. It’s a college. Those people didn’t pay money to get busy. They’re learning!”